About the Artist

"If I were ever shot, there is no way I would ever die".

Danny Zelko AKA BitzOFart.

About the Artist


The creator of BitzOFart.
Danny Zelko is just his super-hero name. 

Just like Banksy, Zelko doesn’t disclose his identity easily (SEE MASK ON FACE).  He has said before "It's much easier to do things without a whole bunch of people telling you that you're not doing it right.  Problem is, how do I get paid??" 

“The thing I remember most about my childhood is thinking how silly these guys on TV were, who would die just because they got shot in the stomach with a tiny bullet.  If I were shot, I would never die”

- Danny Zelko

Throughout childhood (at least up to the age of 40) everyone was always trying to muscle-in on his identity-territory in a way that it always became easier to distance from such people, just go home and find something else to do and let everyone else be whoever they needed to be.  
"I just need space and time to allow me to be the real Danny on my own terms" – the one that was truly Tarzan, king of the apes (but really it was just about looking cool with a plastic hunting knife whilst wearing nothing but his Hawaiian floral patterned swimming trunks and trying to swing from the branches of the apple tree - With the chickens in the back yard as an audience).  Maybe I should also include a story from my childhood?

So 40-50 years on and nothing much has changed.  

Danny is still the same person he was in his pre-school years except now with a mask things are a bit easier, but he has had a lot of stuff just piling up and getting in the way of not dying just because he got shot.  Plus, he seems to know a little more about sharing the limelight with others so he can more readily admit that he is not always Tarzan.  Sometimes he is Danny Zelko.

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Responsibility and being wolk (not woke)!

As you may have noticed, family protection comes first so we have done our best to hide the actual identity of all involved.  

"With great power ...comes a time when you need to have some idea of what you are doing, so until then, masks!!"
 - Not Spider-Man (Not even his uncle Ben said that)

Dont ask what "wolk" is as you may be offended.

I think it was father's day...

Not being a great dad (not terrible, but just NOT GREAT) I don't really remember when this photo was taken but its one of my favourites.  
My best bitz of art.  

Taken by Lorene Mozsa 
(The Mother Woman).


All of us girls.

My eldest daughter's first day at school.  Im so lucky!

Wheelchair accessibility

Totally the wrong colour shoes!!  Hoping I don't get cancelled by anyone who is wheel-chair offended.

Arting The Mastery 

For a while there, I considered the whole Fake-it-till-you-make-it thing.  I did more than to just consider it, I adopted it as a life philosophy, a tool to justify myself and my reason to look forward to life.  There have been many good justifiable moments (I hope to retain at least one of them at this point) and undoubtedly a great tool for getting past some hurdles in life that would just stubbornly stand their ground, like a door-bitch at a carnival you might say (I know - pointless right?).  

Ultimately however, I think when I mature I want to be able to tell people that they're wrong about what they thought in life at any point and they should just shut-up and listen to what I say.  That seems to be what my four fathers wanted.  I need to grow a long grey beard for some street cred.

Discover more - this link will work a bit later (its a bit slow to catch on ...a bit like me)